Love Your Self

I didn’t feel like tweeting today and came up with this light hearted song, what else there is to say. Best read/sung to the tune of the Scissor Sisters song I Don’t Feel Like dancin’.

I Don’t feel like Tweetin’ by Leor Noham

September 2010

1st thing in the morning, grab my phone 2 go online
I used 2 have a life, but now I don’t need any1
Checking facebook, twitter, hotmail, gmail, yahoo – done
So how come I feel so lonely when U don’t reply?

So I’ll play along when I read your latest blog
I’m gonna B the 1 that gets it right
U’d better know when U keep on writing posts
Not everything is either black or white

But I don’t feel like tweetin’ what I have done 2day
Not what I feel nor what I think in any 4m, shape or way
U’d think that I could master 1 simple witty line 2 say
But I don’t feel like tweetin’ no sir no tweetin’ 2day

I don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
Even if I find nothing better 2 do
Don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
Even if I’ve travelled back & forth 2 the moon
Don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
I’d rather B home in bed with a book till the sun go down

Ideas come & ideas go like summer butterflies
When all U do is rehash quotes & call it brand design
With so many social sites, I am easily confused
So why can’t I keep up when there R followers 2 lose?

I’ll just pretend that I know what is my brand
I am gonna tell the whole world what I’ve found
Please understand when I C your posts again
I’ll never B that far behind

But I don’t feel like tweetin’ what I have done 2day
Not what I feel nor what I think in any 4m, shape or way
U’d think that I could master 1 simple witty line 2 say
But I don’t feel like tweetin’ no sir no tweeting 2day

I don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
Even if I find nothing better 2 do
Don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
Even if I’ve travelled back & forth 2 the moon
Don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
I’d rather B home in bed with a book till the sun go down

I don’t need 2 have my say
On posts, blogs or videos play online
Just let me dance
As U blog away in2 the wire sublime…

But I don’t feel like tweetin’ what I have done 2day
Not what I feel nor what I think in any 4m, shape or way
U’d think that I could master 1 simple witty line 2 say
But I don’t feel like tweetin’ no sir no tweetin’ 2day

I don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
Even if I find nothing better 2 do
Don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
Even if I’ve travelled back and forth 2 the moon
Don’t feel like tweetin’, tweetin’
I’d rather B home in bed with a book till the sun go down

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© Leor Noham and love-your-self.com, 2009-2010.